Date:	2003-11-28 00:28
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Security:	Public
Mood:	confused

Um, this is my first entry. I'm Fuzz. Hi. Anyway, crazy stuff has been going on. It all started when my human took me on this long ride in the car. I tried to warn her that I get carsick, but she didn't really get the message until I puked all over her back seat. I, uh, kinda had a little accident too. The human was very understanding, though...she let me sit on her lap and scratched my back the rest of the ride even though I had nasties all over my butt.

So, now we're at this big house with these two older humans that remind me of my human, along with this macho asshole named Phinney and this crazy girl called Lily who stalks me. Mainly, I stay hidden in my human's room. She generally chases them off when they start to harass me. Phinney is the worst, he makes this freaky noise like this: Arrrrrrrrrroooooowr! Except it's really deep and he sounds like Riffraff's stomach after he ate old sour cream. Ew.

Today, though, this HORRIBLE thing appeared in my owner's bedroom. It was cat-sized, but it had a long snout and long, frizzy ear flaps. And it was wearing this get-up that NO cat would be caught dead in, a bunch of harnesses with shiny stones in them, a big jingle bell and a SHIRT. And it made this godawful noise and just would NOT leave me alone. My human kept calling it "Sassy" but I personally feel that "Pure Evil" would be more appropriate.

It hasn't been all bad, though. I got to spend lots of time with my human without having to worry that Riffraff would steal her away. And I got to eat lots of new things! There was this white fluffy stuff covered with brown saucy stuff and this orange stuff covered with a different kind of white fluffy stuff and there was green stuff and yellow stuff and even some red stuff. It was good.

I hope I go home soon, though. I miss beating Riffraff. He squeals. It's funny.